Just a couple more Lloyd things I don’t want to forget…
- The other day he asked, “Before I was a baby in your belly, did I have a body? Did I have feet? and legs? and knees? and a butt? and a penis? and a belly? and a belly button? and nipples? and pits? and arms? and hands? and a face? and a head? and hair? and ears and eyes and a nose and a mouth?” It was the “pits” that really killed me. I told him he didn’t have those parts because he was just a bunch of ingredients floating around. Then we talked about the ingredients you need to make cement.
- If you tell Lloyd something he doesn’t want to hear (like we have to go in 5 minutes) he’s started saying, “Don’t say that! Let’s not talk about minutes…”
Another stall tactic is that he runs and grabs three books and gets settled with them on the couch and tells me when can go in just a minute, he’s going to just read these books “really fast!”
Love him. He’s too smart. It’s nuts.